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Making the world’s gay literature a little bit worse One Fanfic At A Time.


Hello. It’s me, the endless abyss full of lesbians. Lesbians alllll the way down.

you can call me Jey or june. 

My pronouns are She/He.

pfp credits- gif or gif [homestuck] by Tamajikis on youtube.

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General fandoms/interests for this blog are Newsies, Life Series and whatever else i remember i like. spider-man and homestuck side blog is linked at the bottom

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Other fun facts 

  • Im dyslexic but still an avid reader/writer because I’m a stubborn bitch 
  • interested in law stuff but i’m dumb as a rock sooo
  • Theatre nerd Trash woop 
  • First Musical I got into was Cats and i will defend everything BUT the movie stubbornly until I die
  • My favorite youtube channel is a tie between Sideways, Extra History and Oversimplified. 
  • My favorite movies are Forrest Gump, Rent, Rocky Horror, and any barbie movie ever.
  • interested in drag king history
  • Unless stated otherwise don’t expect any type of writing/upload schedule ever. I’m a mess
  • I hate mushrooms as food and I have a phobia of bees and have eaten shaving cream about three times stories vary on whether it was my choice or not. 
  • No DNI/Block list, just gonna block you if you’re an asshole or give me bad vibes that’s all i really dont give two shits just be nice

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I welcome au’s of au’s, interactions, and anything with what I write unless stated otherwise go wild.

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My AO3

sideblog for homestuck/spiderverse @jun3-buggg

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spindrifters

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

for one of my dogs we call her ‘tha mummas’ no idea what or why my mom started doing it and also bread cause she’s a brown dog and fat my dog i will drop her name (ladybug) but we would call her lady bear sense she’s a big girl witch probably just became bear and our cats all get called shit boys our one female cat is called the empress of evil sometimes but that’s rare
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tacticaltaxonomist

Declutter Tumblr

The new layout it a whole mess. Thankfully Xkit can already help with a bunch of this! I'm sure it'll give more options soon.

Vanilla Tumblr:
(I have marked in red what can be removed. The tabs can be set not to stick, so you will really only see them at the top of your dash. Empty box on the left for hidden notifications and shop sparkle, i just didn't have any. I'm EU so no Live for me).

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Xkit Rewritten Tumblr:

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The settings I use:

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nachosforfree
symptomofsin:
“This is the conservative/christian sign for abortion. This is the sign used by those who are pro-life. This is a sign that is sexist, that demonizes abortion, that is anti women’s autonomy and female rights. It declares fetuses as full...
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This is the conservative/christian sign for abortion. This is the sign used by those who are pro-life. This is a sign that is sexist, that demonizes abortion, that is anti women’s autonomy and female rights. It declares fetuses as full babies someone is throwing away. This sign can be genuinely triggering to deaf women who have had abortions.

If you want to go full-neutral, you can finger sign abortion. 

Or, the scientific version (pregnancy-remove) that is considered the leftist way –

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Do not spread the pro-life version. Conservatives specifically try to push their ways to sign things as the default. You are unintentionally helping overpower deaf women’s rights advocates.

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durbikins

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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jadehariey

what the fuck

vicariouslylivingx

I just….?

monkeymug

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

poisonousquinzel

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

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[ID: a pair of outstretched hands, offering a chess piece. End ID]

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[ID: a pair of

outstretched hands, offering a

chess piece. End ID]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

virokuns
based on the lesbians line from scott pilgrim movie abyss of lesbians
hexmari
hexmari

EXTRA EXTRA NEWSIES PINS FOR SALE!

I've finally created newsies pins that are now available on my Etsy. I have Jack, Race, Spot, Katherine, and David currently listed.

But if your favorite newsie isn’t listed don’t threat!

I've also provided a custom option so you can commission any character you want. This also includes original characters!

The pins start at only $8.00 + shipping.

They can be purchased on my Etsy Studio 1990s!

Even if you’re not planning on buying anything reposts would be greatly appreciated to help out a small business!

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newsies newsies 1992 newsies musical spot conlon racetrack higgins david jacobs jack kelly katherine pulitzer muscials
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crocodile-dandy

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.

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Happy 5th Anniversary, all you bitch ass motherfuckers

NO I MISSED IT one time i just off the bad said all this exactly on a call at like. 2 am my friends were fucking horrified they barley knew what the sonic dub was they just started naming memes and i’m like. that’s from sonic. also from sonic. you guessed it. actually no yes that is from sonic IT GOT OUT OF HAND real time fandub
imflyingfish
cineshemp

if you guys thought you had a weird middle school experience my whole grade was convinced I was an actual literal werewolf for 3 years to the point where people were afraid of me so come 8th grade the popular girl had a huge Halloween party on her farm that everyone went to that just happened to coincide with the full moon so I staged a whole elaborate ‘transformation’ at the end of the night and scared the shit out of all of them. I don’t think I’ll ever top that

cineshemp

the prisoner of azkaban had just come out. we were a bunch of bored idiot kids in the boonies. everyone thought they could identify a werewolf and I just happened to have illnesses that often took me out of school around the time of the full moon every month. it didn’t help that I had been the ‘wolf kid’ since elementary. and I’m not saying I didn’t play into it when I found out the rumor — teen wolf (1985) was one of my favorite movies so of course I wanted to pretend I was living it.

but this went on for years. I had kids showing up behind my house on the full moon hoping to catch me changing. people were afraid to invite me to sleepovers. so when I finally got invited to a party, on that full moon no less, I went all out. I waited for the moon to rise. I hid a costume werewolf head and clawed gloves in the woods, snuck out there mid-party while 30-something kids were gathered around a bonfire, changed, ripped my clothes and started howling from the trees. some brave souls started to investigate and that’s when I started to chase them. pandemonium broke out. and oh, did I have the time of my life, because I hated most of these kids. revenge of the nerds, and all that. they’d teased me for years for things I couldn’t help like being sickly or having too much hair on my body.

I made my getaway with a friend at the end, and left the rest to wonder. most of them realized the prank and later laughed it off with me. but there was one kid who, senior year of high school, admitted I intimidated him because he still believed I was a werewolf. I put my arm around his shoulder, told him, “Between you and me, I am,” and gave him a wink. even after graduation, that guy looked at me like I would eat him alive.

I gotta say, there are worse things to be than a teenage werewolf